March 2011
1 post
Jealous.
Im so Jealous.
They look great together.
What a nice couple.
It’s not fair.
I wish that was me.
I never get my way.
Nobody I really want wants me.
For me.
I always have to settle.
I’m depressed now.
Goodnight.
Fuck I meant is not id.
iSlut.
So I have an iPhone now. And tumblr I’d back in my life again. How I missed you so.
November 2010
5 posts
bleh.
What a bitchass weekend.
Domino’s and liqour will save the day.
God i need some good sex.
And a Virginia Slim.
I can’t deal with the scandal in my life.
October 2010
26 posts
I’m bored, somebody save me. please.
badgirlswearchanel:
wish i didn`t miss you -...
Dear Mom
You flew up from FL to visit me.
Yay.
Now you keep on smoking weed in
my bathroom ever other hour and
I’m totally annoyed.
I want to be brave and tell you that
I don’t like it, and you should
respect my home.
I’m too scared. Yes mommy I’m 25
And still scared of your vile mouth.
I love you mom.
Kiss my ass.
My mom is in town visiting me this week.
A longtime friend of hers dropped her off to my house from the airport.
I saw them kiss on the lips before I came out to get her bags.
She has been married to my dad for 30 years.
I am wayyyyy disgusted right now.
And angry.
And sad.
I really wish I didn’t see that.
“Lord if i cant be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.”
OH UP YOURS BEDFORD
OH MY GOODNESS.
I am on North 7 and Bedford
avenue- Brooklyn NYC
- Hipster Heaven
My eyes couldn’t belive it, there are
well over 200 bikes chained on one block.
I thought it was a Bike-a-thon of some sort.
This is utterly disgusting.
The irony is that parked alongside
these hippie bikes are Porsches,
Range Rovers and Audis.
Get a fucking grip.
Naked in bed. Can’t sleep.
I feel like being a cunty bitch tonight.
drawing on blank paper
I feel so confused about everything.
I dont even know if im making the right choices about anything.
How the hell are we supposed to get through life with no instructions???
OH- We are expected to listen to our parents, go to school then attend college.
get some menial job that we are unhappy with.
Settle for less and marry someone,
ANYONE who will put up with our inconsistencies.
Have a...
Cruel Summer
It was disgustingly cold today.
Yes, I realize we are in October.
Yes, I realize I live in the North East.
Oh how I miss those hot slutty
summer days.
I wished that I lived in California.
I despise New York sometimes.
I don’t understand hipsters.
I hate the dirty subways and
this shitty London-like weather.
What a waste of another summer.
September 2010
17 posts
Wet Dreams in paperback
So I totally found out where all the
hot guys hang.
Barnes & Noble.
I’m walking through the isles now
and I think that I’m leaving a drip
trail..
I haven’t been this excited about
books since 2002.
Hot guys do read
Wet Dreams in paperback
So I totally found out where all the
hot guys hang.
Barnes & Noble.
I’m walking through the isles now
and I think that I’m leaving a drip
trail..
I haven’t been this excited about
books since 2002.
Hot guys do read
NOTE TO LADY ON THE 4 TRAIN
TODAY ON THE NYC TRANSIT I SAW YOU STANDING WITH A PITIFUL FACE.
I LOOKED DOWN AND SAW YOUR BABY BUMP OR WHAT I THOUGHT WAS ONE.
YOU HAD ON THE SHIRT WITH THE ELASTIC UNDER THE BOOBS SO THE POUCH
YOU HAVE CAN EASILY BE MISTAKEN FOR A PREGNANT STOMACH.
WHEN I OFFERED YOU A SEAT ON THE CROWDED TRAIN YOU LOOKED AT ME WITH
A FACE OF DISGUST AND EMBARRASSMENT.
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
I DIDNT...
Mom
Dear Mom, It makes me very uncomfortable when you text me.
You type in all caps and use exclamation marks at the end of every sentence.
It makes me think you are yelling at me.
Even though I am an adult in my twenties now, it isn’t cool for you to send me chain MMS messages with adult content.
Santa getting head from Rudolph messages don’t sit well with me.
I don’t care who...
Empty..
Goodness why am i SO lonely when i have a bunch of attention from guys 24/7??
Dating multiple men and feeling empty on the inside.
Always wanted and i feel like nobody wants me.
No-no daddy complex, my dad is a great guy.
I need to buy a fucking cat or something.
Stupid Blackberry application for Tumblr wont work. I hate blackberry but im way too poor i cant afford an iphone.
Union at Union
*sigh* it always seems to turn into some kind of event when i step into the 14th street area of Manhattan.
Union Square- Whole Foods with its never ending line, you would have sworn it was a free event going on, some type of concert or FEMA stipend being given out the way the line wraps around the store for their over-priced rabbit food.
Taco Bell- You seductive cheap bitch.
Starbucks- I just...
iDiet
Virginia Slims and Red Bull, a breakfast of champions.
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