Sep
23
Mom
Dear Mom, It makes me very uncomfortable when you text me.
You type in all caps and use exclamation marks at the end of every sentence.
It makes me think you are yelling at me.
Even though I am an adult in my twenties now, it isn’t cool for you to send me chain MMS messages with adult content.
Santa getting head from Rudolph messages don’t sit well with me.
I don’t care who sent it to you.
I wish I had the guts to tell you this, but I know since you live so far,
I dare not shut down any line of communication with you.
I love you mom.
