red "Born Free, Now I'm Expensive." - NOTE TO LADY ON THE 4 TRAIN

"Born Free, Now I'm Expensive."

-Don't treat me any different than you would the Queen.

Sep 28

NOTE TO LADY ON THE 4 TRAIN

TODAY ON THE NYC TRANSIT I SAW YOU STANDING WITH A PITIFUL FACE.

I LOOKED DOWN AND SAW YOUR BABY BUMP OR WHAT I THOUGHT WAS ONE.

YOU HAD ON THE SHIRT WITH THE ELASTIC UNDER THE BOOBS SO THE POUCH

YOU HAVE CAN EASILY BE MISTAKEN FOR A PREGNANT STOMACH.

WHEN I OFFERED YOU A SEAT ON THE CROWDED TRAIN YOU LOOKED AT ME WITH

A FACE OF DISGUST AND EMBARRASSMENT.

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?

I DIDNT WANT TO SEEM LIKE A CUNT IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY PREGNANT AND

STANDING IN FRONT OF ME.

SORRY FOR MY BAD JUDGEMENT AND YOUR HORRID FASHION.

IM SORRY.