red "Born Free, Now I'm Expensive." - Dear Mom

"Born Free, Now I'm Expensive."

-Don't treat me any different than you would the Queen.

Oct 17

Dear Mom

You flew up from FL to visit me.

Yay.

Now you keep on smoking weed in

my bathroom ever other hour and

I’m totally annoyed.

I want to be brave and tell you that

I don’t like it, and you should

respect my home.

I’m too scared. Yes mommy I’m 25 

And still scared of your vile mouth.

I love you mom.